Dear Mama,
It was not me who ate a whole bottole freezed dreded chicken treats that you left the lid a little losses off when you went off even if i was found in the middle of the pilice of treats eating them and there was freezed dryed chicken resduie on my wiskers there was no prooff it was me and just becuse i was the only cat at the sean of the crime dose not mean i did eat the whole lb of chicken.
And if I did I have no idea why i have to wash it down with a can of 6 oz of tiki cat toona and taplia not leaving a single morsale.
So now that we esplsphed that it was not me we can open a new jar of chicken treats
Maxie
8 comments:
Maxie, it is good to see that you have a healthy appetite!
MOL~!!! Hope she caved and gave you more!
Maxie, we totally think it was "not you"!
Maxie, all that sounds like circumstantial evidence to me. And in court, it is hard to convict someone on circumstantial evidence alone. So you MUST be innocent!
Mmmm....those freeze-dried chicken treats are super yummy!
Glad to hear Maxie is doing so well...He is a beautiful boy...kisses, sweet friend...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Maxie ~ did yoo suck on a mint afta so yoor breff didn't smell of chicken treats? MOL!
We totally believe you - we can see how if you found the reminants of the crime lying there how you would need to stop and investigate!
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