Floofy Friday

Mama Laura: LL why you sluking

LL: You called me Floofy it all fur you know

Mama Laura Umm LL the scale dose not lye your 14,8 lbs You out way Maxie by over 2 lbs he only 12,6

LL Welll if you gave us more ice cream on a spoon he be fatter.

Mama Laura: UMMM LL maxie dose not like ice ceam on a spoon that would be your faviort

The Maxie Report

Hiya all my freinds. I just wanted to let you know I am okay i recoved from my stabbing and dr rogges said i am a okay. She said I a scary kitty becuse i have a tendney to be all purry and cuddy then one on mewo one hiss and i am done done done and i got to being mr attack cat. She said she willing to try but have sadtion on hand next year.

Mama always wories when i get sadated i have weird reactions. Like i once was walking into wallls and this times i was vomting and poo and peed in my cage and my left eye did not fouce untill morning. But after a good nap sticky goodness and some chiky treats i was much better


By the way LL blood work came out well too

Maxie

Our Tamtic day

Sunday was My gota day did i get any gifts fashion like requested. NO not one Any ice cream or wippy cream on a spoon. Even a slice of cheeese NO.

At mindnight my food was taken away so Maxie could go to the vet. Then about 1;00 mama said LL want to play Fashion . Me OHHHH fashinon you got me a new dress.... Mama ... well no LL it not new but still cute. well okay I get all dressed up and start to pose thinking there ice cream for a mondling sestion. do i get ice cream no I get shoved in my PTU. and said LL your going to see DR rogers you need blood work


Then she lets the big Ginger thing out on the sceaned in porch and gets the Feline way and sprays and srays his cage. Then she closes the door puts on body lifting gloves and a winter coat and lets Maxie in and catches him quick and he fights going into his ptu but he goes in ,


Then we drove 30 mins to Dr rogers were they Stole blood from me and Pee too . The best part was watching them stab Maxie and steal blood and pee from them too.

Then I got shoved in a cage while mama ran eeerrons becuse Maxie need to wake up. Mama came back after an hour .

Then on the way Home I had to drive in a sticky car becuse Maxie pee poo and Vomited in his cage and it smelled smelled smellled.


When I get home do I get Ice cream for all my trubbles No nothing. Mama keeps saying Oh maxie i hope you feel better becuse his eye was crossing. He fine this morning

I so mad ....... It is not okay to treat me like this for my gota day ... I calllied The MSPCA but they laughed when i told them it was Lilly Lu abuse Mad mad Mad ....


LL

the very imporet phone call

It was a good thing maxie was sleeping beucse I over herd the conversition it went something like this.

Mama Laura: Yes Maxie he need his shot I would like him to see Dr Rogers. Yes only Dr Rogers. No I dont want Maxie seeing Dr Lenord only Dr Rogers please. He need sadation ... yes we do always do that... yes maxie dose get very upset over the vet do you want him to hurt Dr Rogers he done it before. Yes thank you Monday at 1:40 would be great. Yes blood work, and his shots. Thank You Okay nothing to eat or drink past midnight on Sunday yes. Okay we see you at 1:40 on monday. Thank you

I tryed to tell maxie but he said No Lilly Lu mama Laura know I don't do the vet she know it very tamtic for all involed

LL: But maxie I know what i heard

Maxie: Lilly i telling you... It not going to happen I fillp out at the sight sound of a PTU

13 reson we love spring

1. Sun in my faviort pink crown bed - Awww I love this - LL

2. Screaned in pouches I can go out side more- Maxie

3. Brids - Iris & Maxie

4. Squrals - Maxie

5. Pretty flowers to look at - LL

6. Sun spots to lay in - LL , Maxie and Iris

7. Fresh nip - Maxie, iris

8. coote outfits come out fashinon show firdays - LL

9. Pepole are in a better mood

10. ants- Maxie i the utmimte ant hunter

11. Spring me new times- LL. Iris , Maxie

12. bugs- Maxie I like to hunt them

13. We getting a new suprize ................

Man Maxie lays down the rules on Monday

Dear mama,

As the man cat here i feel it time to lay down the rules.

I am the Man cat I am the ruler you do what i want, ( that means more cat nip treats and sticky goodness)

Every thing belongs to the man cat I just let your and Lilly Lu and iris uses it

any questons see rule 1 ..... Seee that was simple

Love You BMC ( Big Male Cat) Maxie

Thusday 13:13 good flower names for a girl kitty

1. Daisy
2. Pansy
3. Rose
4. Cherry blossom
5. Daphidale
6. Black eyed Susan
8. Sunny P. Flower
9. Hydrdrida
10. Morring Glory
11. Lavender
12. Marigold
13. and of course Lilly and Iris


Just saying .......