Wordless wensday

this could be a good thing

How you ask this tree fell down blocking anyone from comming or going on are street so now  mama Laura is stuck home and can't go any were expect by foot and she be foused to cuddle wiff us more and more treets. The city said they on the list they get to it with in a few days  hummm

Oh Yes she did

well as you know a harrcane is a comming well mama relized we we down in type of are type of food and it starteding pooring and worst of all we were almost out of nip so i had to send mama down to the store for some emencery  food and nip while she was there she picked up some some treets for callie and me to enjoy well okay more me then calie rose then she said Maxie it a good thing i love you guys becuse i would have never been out if i did not love you. Well my question is lets there food run low when you know you might not beable to get it  so it her own fault


Maxie

Feed me

Dear mamma laura

I am straving my food bowls are empty it is along time till morning my belly is growling i do not care if i ate it all. Do Not try and lock me out again i learned to open doors  by wrapped my paws around the door knob and pulling my large white and black spotty body up till it truns I am hunngry do something. and one more thing  My litter box was used by Maxue today thats why i used the rug I told you i need two boxes of my very own



I expect you to take care of all this


Lilly Upset Lu

sometimes - Callie rose

Sometime the other cats play rough with me. I hate this becuse i am a gental cat by nautre i am a lover not a fighter.  I have no claws and i sometimes get picked on So sometime when my tail gets a little frazzed and i can't fight back becuse someone declawed me before mama Lauta had me I have no choice but to uses my mouth. Mikey I told you to stop picking on me I do not like it. We come from the same sheter and you should play nice with me. I know sometime your little spots trun into devial horns and your bord.  I am sorry about your tail. but i do not have claws to fend you off

getting more food by Lilly Lu

Do you evere hear the words your a little chubby i am rashitoning your food 
Have you been heard that the word no more food?
Do you have a rubbley tummy ?

Well cat I have purrrfected a metond on getting extra food. I get feed in the am and the pm so this is what i do

Morning: wake up with earlyest riseing humman ( in this case it mr bg and Dylan ) Mewo at them to give you extra food give sad eyes. do this two to 3 times getting more food each time. Finaly when they say no LL we can't Mama Laura will kill us go up stairs and wake her up paw in the blatter, and blocking nose and mouth and paw poke work every time. Alrate methods for day so for monday wed firday uses blatter trick tuseday thusday uses blocking air way trick ( some how mama said she like to breath so this one can only be used a few times aweek, All other day do claw poke where you uses one claw and poke and when they think they going back to sleep you poke again just enough so they know your hurgry then go aroud to ear and Mewo in it

Mama will get up and feed you your extra half of can food

In eving once your feed ear at fast as you can leaving norhing act up set when plate and place mat not cleaned

Mewo to unspecting humman  that your straveing glup down food mewo again to have everything clean no one will succpect a thing

During day consetly mewo for treeets and uses sad eyes and paw on lhummand leg till treets apprere once get treets repeate sevral times day till dinner

I hope this help cats get the body i have it took alot of work to puurfect this rrootine and to become 14.8 pounds of fluffy sppottyness

Dear Mom - Lilly Lu

Dear Mama,

I do not feel you understand my needs so i will once again tell you my needs and the rules you must foollow

1. Food- there never seems to be enough i am hugry takeing my food splitting it in half and giving me half in the morning and half in the evening will and dose not work for me i loke food left out at all time to crunch on and you should be giveing me dobble posion i did not became a 14.8 lb body with out work and i do not want to love any of my lilly love in the tummy.

2. Treats - I love chicken flavored greenies i demaed more i should not have to do tricks for treets just leave me the bag i take care of it

3. Uses of the front door, I love to look out it i do not like the window or anything else I am tired of heraring Lilly Lu i am not paying to ac the out side i closeing the door

4, Nap spots There are not enough good one that i can have peace i deamade more spots !!

5, silbling I had it since you took away my stamps and magic set I have no choice but to put them all up for sale on ebay there driving me nuts Maxie will not let me lick his ear and then you take his side mikey and iris chace me  i do not like this one bit and mikey has been invadeing my treet time and getting my greenies this must stop i can not stand mikey and i am hunrgy i do not like to share

If you do not follow my rules i will hack up a hair ball in your shoes