Man cat Monday with maxie

Dose this ever happen to you there you are sleeping in a bed on the big bed and mama watching tv and see that stupid ASPCA commertial wiff abused amaimals and she become alll mooshie and starts kissing you and making you all wet. It hard to be a Adorded and Worshiped Man cat But i could do wiff a little less slime

YES by Lilly Lu

Yes I must thow up on your bed for the second day in a row you did not learn your lesson yesterday i was hungry at 3:25 am and it was even latter at 8:30 i am straving i do not care your tired just becuse you have that sleep apena thing and were a mask so i can not block your air way any more dose not mean i should not be feed.

Lilly I am Starving Lu

Dear Mama Laura By Lilly Lu

Dear Mama Laura,

It is all your fault i thow up all over your bed you see i was so hungery for bresfest that i gobbled it down so fast that i had no choice but to thow up all over your bed if you would have woken up at 3;25 AM when i was hungey and feed me insted of waiting till 7:00 this would not have happened. Now that My tummy is hurgery it needs to be filled up again so get of your Lazy back side and  FEED ME MORE

Love

Lilly Lu  The Starving 17lb cat

Dear Maxwell

Dear Maxwell Muffisa Millons,

I am making my list and cheeking it twice and your going to land on the nauty list real soon if you do not behave your self i saw you beat up Lilly Lu this morning over a pink bed I saw you bit her very hard I also saw you trash your room  I saw you have the indent with the TP and Knocking over the bathroom trash again and dragging it out all over the place. There is still time to land on my nice list but you better try harder


Love

Santa

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Mama Laura's Report Card

Maxie here as the offical man cat I taken it upon my self to do mama Laura rport card I will rate her the esselicals


Giving us dinner on time -  B it mostly around 9 but last night it was 10:30


Petting me all the time- C- this is becuse she has to stop to leave me or do other things


New toys every day D we get toys but not every day and i think this needs to change

Play Time- C  again she said she must do other stuff 

Treets when every i want them  D I want them all the time she lets my chicken run low and i only get the nip once in a while


Telling me she adores me and loves me  A she dose do this all the time 


Letting me do what ever i want and not getting upset about it D- I am sorry but your always telling ,me No Maxie stop that Maxwell

Note: over all Mama Laura is great at telling me she loves us but she has meany area that need alot of imporvent

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