Now I am going to have to take action (Iris)

Now my sparle ball is eaten by the great couch moster frist my mousie will not come out to play now i lost 5 sparkle balls just today Mama said Iris i am saveing the rest from walmart in the speical supple of nip to play with while your at the kitty spa in Feb. This will not work for me the evail couch moster must move and giff me back my toys!! I tryed scrching it yawoing at it still it has not moved Mamma laura i am getting bord i see glasses in the cubbort i could brake if you do not get my toys back from the couch moster who ate them. This must be adressed now!!!! I am a kitten an am wasting vabule play time here.

iris

spotty sunday

Here I am trying to do furry importe reachurch for cat kind showing that if you feed the spotty at all times it will be good for her heath. I need Temp-tay-tion out at all time aloung wiff all the fancey feast a girl can eat as well as my morning sticky goodness pouch and lots of dairy (ice cream) and toona I also like to try some of that Hamnmny I sorry your kosher but I like to try it and it for reachuch so far mama laura has not taken my resuch sesiously. You can see my back hed spot here

Dear Mousies (irs)

Dear Mousies,

Feather butt recure butt rosie the rats and spicey miceys all you need to come out from under the couch you are no fun for me to play wiff while your hideing. If you dont come out i will have to take action in youwaling non stop untill mama laura moves the couch so you can be played wiff. I don't want to here it just too heavy iris I am a babby and I just want to play all day


Iris

thusday thierteen ( lily llu)

Red sox spring training starts soon I have to be prepare here is the list of thing i need to do

1. Get Jeeter Hairris to admitt the red soxs are a better team

2. Take out my red sox princess shirt

3. Find a new dice K shirt to were for when he pitching

4. Parctices wiff a ball my pitching ( you never know when they may need to call up a fluffy spotty espeasly as a closer)

5. Get my K sing ready

6. Be prepared incase Wall the Green moster should get sick to step in and be the offical mascat It will just have to change to Lilly The spotted Cat

7. Be ready for the Phone call from theo epitine that they need a spooted cat good luck charm

8. Partece my felding I sure i can cach a ball better then some of them

9. Parctice mewoing in jappness and spainsh so i can tranlate for all the plays for theo epistein

10. Get a flat screen tv so it will fell like we at Fenway park

12. Start saveing my money for world seizes tickets ( we all know the red sox are going)

13. Be prepared for the call that i am need to cough up a hair ball on Goroge Strienberener desk

wide body wednesday

This bed fit better when i was a kitten it must be getting smaller ....Looks at tummy.. still empty

yup it must be getting smaller cuse I am still hurgry

spotty sunday

her you can see my back spot and I am singing my new song to the toon fo that's amroa it called feed the Lilly

When the moon hit your eyes
It time to giff lilly a big pizza pie
Feed the Lily

When the world seem to shine when you had too much nip
Feed the Lilly

The collor bell ring ting a ling ting
Feed the Lilly

Stumic growl Growal -yowal grow- yowla
Feed the Lilly

When the make you lonny that means we dont have enough toonie
Feeed the Lilly

When you dreem tight in bed with cat on your head
That mens Lilly hurngy

When you walke from a dreem and Lilly sitting looking mean
feed the Lilly
Feed the Lilly

New koote oufit

My new party dress
Oh look at the pretty bow makes my spotys look so kote
Glamor shoot don't hate me Mu shue becuce i bootfual
Oh i know I a little over dressed for the occation