Friday, December 23, 2011

Dear Maxwell

Dear Maxwell Muffisa Millons,

I am making my list and cheeking it twice and your going to land on the nauty list real soon if you do not behave your self i saw you beat up Lilly Lu this morning over a pink bed I saw you bit her very hard I also saw you trash your room  I saw you have the indent with the TP and Knocking over the bathroom trash again and dragging it out all over the place. There is still time to land on my nice list but you better try harder



Sunday, December 18, 2011

Mama Laura's Report Card

Maxie here as the offical man cat I taken it upon my self to do mama Laura rport card I will rate her the esselicals

Giving us dinner on time -  B it mostly around 9 but last night it was 10:30

Petting me all the time- C- this is becuse she has to stop to leave me or do other things

New toys every day D we get toys but not every day and i think this needs to change

Play Time- C  again she said she must do other stuff 

Treets when every i want them  D I want them all the time she lets my chicken run low and i only get the nip once in a while

Telling me she adores me and loves me  A she dose do this all the time 

Letting me do what ever i want and not getting upset about it D- I am sorry but your always telling ,me No Maxie stop that Maxwell

Note: over all Mama Laura is great at telling me she loves us but she has meany area that need alot of imporvent

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

what i should not do by maxie

This morning I was having a great time and i was chaceing Lilly Lu and she ran and found mama laura right as i was making the move to the pounce bitty in the back move and i got yelled At Maxwelll Mufsa Millon how meany times do i have to tell you to stop that.

so she said Maxwell i going to tell you all the things i do not want you to do

1. Chace Lilly Lu

2. Bit Lilly Lu

3. Trash the bath room

4. Knock over garbabe Can

5. trash your room

6. Leave yout toys in the middle of the stairs so i trip over them

7. lick and eat plastiic

8. put holes in my new jeans

9. Scratch the Ladry Hamper

10. eat though a bag of unopen Lilly Lu treats

I ask you if i cant do any of these things then what do i do for fun when i get bord. This is what make a maxie a maxie cat she would not want to take away the esssess of my cute gingner persaltly would she

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Maxie runies a good time the move By Lilly Lu

this viido make my point Maxie is not a nice cat  and should get coal in his stoking

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

dear santa paws

Dear Sata Paw
it me Maxie. I have not been bad i just done things that need to be done such as the bathroom trashing and the thowing around my curnchies that were not fresh. Also the room trashing of last night it need to be done i got bord And about Lilly Lu if you did not want her to be pouncied bitten on why do you make her so pounced and bittyful. Now onto the List

Plasitc - I know mama said No know but i got to ask
more cat sticks
Treats in chicken
A new mr red dot the old one hit the dust

I expect these things under the tree


Dear Sata Paws

It me Lilly Lu I have tryed to be good but sometimes when a girl got a rubbley tummy things happen  so witht that help my tummy feel less rubbly with some greenies and some chicken sticky goodness

Love Lilly Lu

Dear Sata Paws

I tryed to be good with my new best freind Mkey but sometime Tlulp get looses and things happen plants get over truned and cats get pouned on and lamps get broken all not my fault

I like some catnip
amd some mice and a balls a new fether wand the old one hit the dust when maxie runied it



Dear Sata Paws

It me Callie rose

Please bring me any thing that maske maxie happy since he will steal all my gifts like he always dose also if you could talk to about the bitty thing he dose each moresing when he flops on his back dose a full monty in ftont on me and the uses his paw to put the bitty on me i do not like this but maxie seems to love to do this to all the girl cats in the house

Love Callie Rose

Dear Santa

it just like Iris said some time the too of us get together and things happen not are fults things get knocked and over truned  Totalty not are faults and abount that Lilly Lu pounung Like maxie said it just fun it not like i am the only cat to do it I mean Maxie dose it too and Iris too

I like cat
and some mouse
treats in chicken

Love Mikey

Dear Santa Paw

We are kittens. We are Cute. We are Ginger stuff happens

Please send toys

Honey suckle and Mickey