Monday, August 18, 2008

A letter to Maxwell

Dear Mr Maxwell,

You have been here almost 3 weeks. It is time i laid down some rules. I am queen Lilly Lu you must adress me as that no more this fat cat stuff . All the toys belong to me even if i do not play with them. I let iris play with them but you I think not. That scraching post you been scraching It is mine mne mine go scrach somewere else. Stop putting the moves on my mama. She mine too. I do not have to share her. ALL FOOD BOWLS ARE MINE. I AM ON PREDZION I AM STRAVING I COULD EAT YOU IF I WERE NOT SUCH A LADY CAT. all the blackets are mine too. I get frist choice open windows again mine if it open and i want to lay in it become mine by defalut

follow my rules we get along just fine

Lilly Lu no more fat cat


Chesney Cats said...

You tell him Lilly Lu!!

Hugs & Purrs,

Karen Jo said...

Uh-oh, Max, I think Lilly Lu has her alpha cat hat on. You better be careful around her. You need to keep the young ones in line, Lilly Lu. I think you are doing a great job, but you do need to let Max eat sometimes.