dear santa paws

Dear Sata Paw
it me Maxie. I have not been bad i just done things that need to be done such as the bathroom trashing and the thowing around my curnchies that were not fresh. Also the room trashing of last night it need to be done i got bord And about Lilly Lu if you did not want her to be pouncied bitten on why do you make her so pounced and bittyful. Now onto the List

Nip
Plasitc - I know mama said No know but i got to ask
more cat sticks
Treats in chicken
A new mr red dot the old one hit the dust

I expect these things under the tree

Maxie


Dear Sata Paws

It me Lilly Lu I have tryed to be good but sometimes when a girl got a rubbley tummy things happen  so witht that help my tummy feel less rubbly with some greenies and some chicken sticky goodness

Love Lilly Lu


Dear Sata Paws

I tryed to be good with my new best freind Mkey but sometime Tlulp get looses and things happen plants get over truned and cats get pouned on and lamps get broken all not my fault

I like some catnip
amd some mice and a balls a new fether wand the old one hit the dust when maxie runied it

Love

Iris

Dear Sata Paws

It me Callie rose

Please bring me any thing that maske maxie happy since he will steal all my gifts like he always dose also if you could talk to about the bitty thing he dose each moresing when he flops on his back dose a full monty in ftont on me and the uses his paw to put the bitty on me i do not like this but maxie seems to love to do this to all the girl cats in the house

Love Callie Rose

Dear Santa

it just like Iris said some time the too of us get together and things happen not are fults things get knocked and over truned  Totalty not are faults and abount that Lilly Lu pounung Like maxie said it just fun it not like i am the only cat to do it I mean Maxie dose it too and Iris too

I like cat
Balls
and some mouse
treats in chicken

Love Mikey

Dear Santa Paw

We are kittens. We are Cute. We are Ginger stuff happens

Please send toys

Love
Honey suckle and Mickey

Not me monday By maxie

Dear mama Laura

It was not me who knocked over the trash can in the bathroom looking for plastic and draged the trash out into the hall. It was not me who had a great time  playing with the TP going though the brand new full role of tp for fun of unrolling playing with and then shredding and it was not me who bit the hole in your shower curtin just Becuse i am the only cat who is not crazy to love plastic dose not mean i did do it I am cute  so you can't stay mad at the face for very long and when your done being made you can say your sorry with chicken treats


Love Maxie

it been too long

Wow we cant belive it been so long we so sorry but we had alot to do I lilly lu am going though a stage i never been though before it a running and playing and starting fights espely wiff Maxie who been in his second kitten hood chaceing knocking over trash cans for plastic it soo bad mama has replaced all trash cans wiff heavy metal ones wiff lids

Are kittens are beening ween and sunflower is going to live wiff her new mom who is head over heals in love wiff her and Daisy the white cat is going to go live wiff a freind of mama.

But Honey suckle and Mickey will stay her becuse mama never meet a ginger she never loved. I thinking of dying my furr ginger  But mama said don't you dare LL i love you just the way your are your my Lovely Lilly.


Now on to mama the reason we not bloged. Mamma been depresed  for year daddy has been saying everything too loud . Mama went to a nerlougist becuse she has very bad migran and he was so annyed wiff he he made her get a hearing test.   mama been asking her real dr for year who told her she too young.

well it truns out mama has a sever hearing loss and the pattern shows it congetial and perment she need hearing aids and has to have the kids tested every year and her self too. It looks like dylan maybe following her pattern it not bad yet but they need to keep an eye on it

The dr wrote her a note so she could be condered for a hearing doggy. the doggy would respond to 7 sounds.

1. mama name being called behide her back

2. Phone ringging - Mama has it hoced up to the tv now so it flash but often miss her cell

3.  her almarm clock- mama dose not need one

4,  fire alram- they may replacce this one becuse she hear high stuff very well

5. fire, police and amlincess sincrenes

6. she get to chose the last two


However i not sure i going to like a doggy helping mama i mean i already help her I mewo my slinget mewo when i higry i jump on her to wake her up cuse i hugry i beg for treats cuse i hurgry what more dose she need to know

Things i don't under stand by Maxie

There are things i do no understand  and i have tryed very hard to figer them out

1. why would they make plastic so yummy if they no want me to eat it

2. Why do i always get yelled at Maxie Stop that when i chaceing Lilly Lu around  I though i should excize more

3. If i  should not chace LL around why is she so chaceable all the other cats thing so too.

4. Why is it not okay to ashlynn pink blaket iur pull wool wiff it

5. Why can i not have more treat I love treats

6 why dose Mr red Dot stay hidden and only come out when mama not too trired to play with him

7 , Why dose mr dot drive me so craxy

8. why cant i get the ball out of my track

9.  why is it not okay to bit LL eaven after she started ut by gooming my ears

10. what dose LL being old have to do whit the fact he very very chaceable

11. Why cant er hve a hoilday Natinal Chace LL day or Notnal Nip day Or National plastic lickers day

12. Why do sun spots make me so sleepy anf night time make me ready to chace LL

Plastic By maxie

I love plasitc. There nothing better then plastic bags i love to lick them my favort it the dry cleaning bags i been seen trying to eat it there something so yummmy about plastic.I been know to kock over trash cans to try and get it.  I just love plastic and i see nothing wrong with it but my mama dose

Maxie second Kittenhood

When Maxie was sickened he need medison to make him hungry He took this medison for over a year with no hope for weening . Mama went to weigh maxie for his revlotion she relized that Maxie was 17 lbs. Well this was not going to work Maxie went from a large can 5.5 oz to 3 0z a  small can every day well he gobbled that down wiff out his medison. He now off his medison and rid of the sleepy side effect now he going though a kitten time again he go go go he loves to run play jump get in trubble. The other day Maxie jumped on a top of a book self and she had no idea how he did that. He no longer happy being locked in a room he wants to be free and run he has to play lazor for his 30 min a day and begs for more he a crazy cat. all over again

the meany sides of Maxie

Maxie suffers from MPD. He has two very diffent maxie He has sweet Maxie and Fracs  Max ( short for Factious)

Sweet maxie loves to cuddle go out side and sits in windows have his chin rubbed  sleep on his pink blanket is great with kids loves Callie Rose and is kind to other cats and is just a good sweet boy.

Frac Max Bits pepole lays on his side when he annoyed he chaice his sisters espely LL he bits LL and pounce on her. He licks and trys to eat trash bags he stands at the door and mewoes for hours  He chaces abything that moves he bits toes and is not very nice at the vet to the point were he need to take a nap ASAP,

Also summer is truning into fall were seeig more and more of the Fracs Max but after his fun is over will retun to sweet Maxie. He now requireing and demenind 30 min play with his faviort toy MR Red dot every night and will mewo untill his play time. He dose not play will with other as he tends to attac them during his play time and even bit LL so hard he put a whole in her side.

We love Maxie no matter what we just think it cute there two sides to him