Sunday, December 24, 2006
MAMA LAURA MUST BE MISING
Okay here what I know The real Mama Laura went out to pet smart becuse i was out of crunchies. I know this was the real mama Laura becuse my sticky goodness was right this morning. She know what i luff. So any ways the Imposter mama Laura came back. She got me my cunchis but also some heathly nurtral good for a kitty curchies. And she also came back with new tast chunchies that I do not like here how are converstion went.
Lilly: Ummm What this
Fake mama Laura: Lilly it your churnies they changed the tast they new and improved I also got the naralural stuff we will be switching too
Lilly: UMMmmm Get this away from me
Fake Mama Laura; Lilly I can't help if they changed the tast. What do you want me to do?
Lilly: Now i know your a fake Mama Laura becuse the real one would be Looking high and low for the right curnchies for her queen cat. IRIS come eat this crap
Iris: YUMMM nartal food i gett the kitten stuff.
Fake mama laura: Sigh
Now to make it worst she then pulled out the claw cutter NOTHING I HATE WORST THEN THE CLAW CUTTER. and she cut my nails then she glued pink caps on them.
Then she filled my litter box Now the real mama Laura know that my litter box is the one the big one next to the wall so I can pee on the wall to express my angrger at her litter box. also the real mama Laura know I LIKE SWEET SCOOP. even if mu shue is lerigic.
So her what I think happened. She got to pet smart they have oggie day care. And she saw th oggie though the windows and one them took her brain and switched it. so what came back is someone who looks and smells like mama Laura but can't be